Horny Teen Wants Some Attention From Her Girlfriend

How much longer are you going to be? You promised me some me time today.

Huh? Oh, sorry hun. I really need to get this done.

It's funny how we make all these love connections for our friends, but we hardly even have a connection at all.

I mean, when was the last time you kissed me?

You know, I'm probably just going to call up Abby so we can get a little three-way action going.