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What the fuck? I can't believe we lost the fucking Super Bowl!

Oh my god. The stupid bowl?

Ugh! The Patriots are the best, the best, we're the best! I can't believe this shit!

Oh my god, enough with the stupid Patriots, like who cares? I don't even understand what's going on anyways, like whatever.

What's going on is the Patriots are the best team ever!